- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Communism

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

weiner? balls

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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