A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

I have read the Terms of Service.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

i love antijokes

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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