How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

suck my dick.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Women's Basketball.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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