Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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I'm taken

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Women's rights.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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