A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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