What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Asians

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

imadewords

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

This is my joke. funny

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