- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

666

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Poop

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

I'm gay.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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