Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Your mother

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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