Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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