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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Chuck Norris died.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

minced oaths

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

womens rights

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Looks through the peephole.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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