Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whos gay? you are

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops