Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Banana(s)

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Anti Joke

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