Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Banana(s)

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

knock knock your gay

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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