Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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what time is it rape time

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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minced oaths

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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