- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?