Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Your mom goes to college

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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