Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

BUTTERFARTING

Justin Bieber

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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