- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

"Hello." "Hi."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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