What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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