How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Your Mom

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Anti Joke

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