- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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