What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Women's Rights

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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you just lost the game!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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