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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The WNBA.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Nah

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

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