- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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