Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

I'm gay.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Ben Colbert is gay

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Will you marry me?

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

yo momma is so tall shes tall

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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