What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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robin, get in the car.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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