Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Womens rights

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Penis.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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