what was the dying mans last words? im dying

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Your Mom

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Dan O'Driscoll

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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