Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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