What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Steve Jobs.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Rebecca Black

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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cory is gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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