What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

the guy below me is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Small titties.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

What's white and very boney? A bone

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

in the begining... god made some stuff

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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