- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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