your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Black people are clen.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Gestapo.

Guess what? No.

Small breasts.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I LIKE TURLES.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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