What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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austins gay lolololol

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Women's Rights

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Sex. That is all.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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