- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

BUTTERFARTING

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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