what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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