A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What sucks?

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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what time is it rape time

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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