Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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whos gay? you are

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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