What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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