How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Banana(s)

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What sucks?

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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