- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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