- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Once upon a time.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Hummer.

Your mom goes to college

Small titties.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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