What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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My mom's dead

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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the your face joke

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I love Ciara!

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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