what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

A baby seal walks into a club.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Your mom

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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