What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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