What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Knock knock Come in!

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robin, get in the car.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A man. That is all.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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your momma's an antijoke

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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