"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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minorities.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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