What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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