Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Canada's army

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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math test 2=2

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Anti Joke

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