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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

knock knock Come in.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Will you marry me?

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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