What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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suck my dick.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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