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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

nine...eleven

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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