Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Pavel Novak

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Ancient Greeks rights

Akshaytiger World

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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