- Anti Joke

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.