Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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who smells? •Liam

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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obama is a good president

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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