Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Avery has crabs.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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