Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Chayton

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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NEVER

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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