Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Steve Jobs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Rebecca Black

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

AVI IS A FAG

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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