- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

A Mexican walks into a club.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Teen pregnancy

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

women's lacrosse.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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