tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Dozer has a soul

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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okay.....

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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whos gay? you are

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Anti Joke

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