- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

im black

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Steve Jobs.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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