What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats funnier than 24? 25

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Hey, Max!!

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What is worse

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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