What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

your mother is so lesbian

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

im black

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

A British man walks into a dental office.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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