why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Anal cheese curds.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Hello

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

The WNBA

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

My mom's dead

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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