- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What sucks?

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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