666 im christian

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

your mother is so lesbian

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

penis that is all

shut up

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