Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Women's Rights

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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