Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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whats gay ? you

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Black people are clen.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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