Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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