- Anti Joke

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

the guy below me is gay

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

Small titties.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

YOU IS DUM

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's white and very boney? A bone

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

The WNBA.

Anti Joke

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