How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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The WNBA.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A black goes to college

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Kittens.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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