How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

666 im christian

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

your mother is so lesbian

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

knock knock your gay

What's 5+7? Piccillo

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Justin Bieber

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Anti Joke

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