- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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