- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

where do the women go? the womanarium

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Someone told me about this website.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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