Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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knock knock Come in.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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French people

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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A jew went to Germany.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Bumsniffer

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