Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

your mother is so lesbian

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A horse walks into a glue factory..

im black

Chaney is a dumb b****

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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