What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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This is not a good joke.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Anal cheese curds.

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Hello

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Bumsniffer

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The WNBA

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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