You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Dozer has a soul

potato farming

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

obama is a good president

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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