Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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