How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Whats 0+0 0

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Bumsniffer

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Boobs are nasty!

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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