- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

tim rafter died no one cared

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Anal cheese curds.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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