Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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womens rights!

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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World Peace

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Women's Basketball.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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George Bush.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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