what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

a little girl gets raped

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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