How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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cory is gay

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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