What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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the guy below me is gay

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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knock knock Come in.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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