- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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