Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

My mom.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Dozer has a soul

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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