- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Which one is hardest?

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Women's rights.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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