- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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