- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Hitler was Jewish.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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