Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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