- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Tennesse

What's white and sticky? Glue

What's brown and sticky? Poo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Your mum is dead

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

yo mama so fat she's fat

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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