- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Hitler was Jewish.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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