What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Teen pregnancy

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Society.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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go go gadget

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Anti Joke

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