how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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