- Anti Joke

women leaving the kitchen

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Hitler was Jewish.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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