Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Chuck Norris died.

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cms.......?????

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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2

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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