A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Wolf Pussy

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Women's sports.

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