- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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