Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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brett is a dick

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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