Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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