BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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