why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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the your face joke

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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