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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Communism

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere