Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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