Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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