Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Poop

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

I only like NY as a friend.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

penis

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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