Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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hey.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Penis in a box.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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