A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I'm gay.

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My mom's dead

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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