you will die someday

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is worse than hell?

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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OBAMA

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