- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim's gay.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

AVI IS A FAG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

whats pale and white your ass.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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