- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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