I came.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than hell?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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