Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Obama-Care

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Chuck Norris

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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