- Anti Joke

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Will you marry me?

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

OGC - tilt your head

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.