Hitler is my role model

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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