- Anti Joke

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Canida

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

S.O.P.A

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Women's rights.

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet: Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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