- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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