Jake Bowar

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Where's my tractor?

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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