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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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