How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

women playing football?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Steve Jobs.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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