Kittens.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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There's no "i" in tim.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Anti Joke

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