Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How do magnets work?

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Poop

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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