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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

why did Max cry??? chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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