- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

i have 2 penises

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Unflushed Shit...

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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