When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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MICHAEL

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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who smells? •Liam

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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