What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Lebron Traveled

The WNBA.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Men's rights.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What flys? A fly

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

How much is an abortion? A life

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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