- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

It says so on your cap.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Women Voting

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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