What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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minced oaths

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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