- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Josh kissing a girl

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

this is a joke

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

World peace

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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