- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

potatoes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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