Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Vagina-Boob

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Like this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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