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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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