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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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