Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Pavel Novak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Knock knock

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Sex. That is all.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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