What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Vagina-Boob

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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