What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

The Charlotte bobcats.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Trashcan!

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

cms.......?????

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

balls in ya mouf

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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