- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Banana(s)

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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