Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Rob Bell

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Patrick is gay

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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