Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Rock mattress.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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