Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I'm taken

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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