- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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