If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Poopsack Jones

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Left. That one direction...

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Penis!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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