What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Will you marry me?

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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A black goes to college

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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