- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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