A horse walks into a bar...n

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Looks through the peephole.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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