- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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