when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hi. thats what she said.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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