No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hellen Keller

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Your mom

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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