Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Your Mom

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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How do magnets work?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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