- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Religion

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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