What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Rob Bell

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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