Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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I can Nazi

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Steve Jobs.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Penis in a box.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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