How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Banana(s)

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Penis.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Anti Joke

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