Frown is a four letter word.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

whos gay? you are

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Knock Knock It's Open!

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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