Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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