A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A baby seal walks into a club...

A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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