What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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