What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Womens' rights.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Women's sports

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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